me: along with all the fucks i give
man the afterlife is suspiciously similar to being alive
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
I don’t even understand how it’s possible for someone to be so attractive.
In the most astonishing plot twist of all time, Twinkies are the only ones that did not survive the apocalypse.
you’re not allowed to hate her because she is you